Gaara, if you so much as lay a finger on my boyfriend again, I will personally break your spindly little legs into a state of disrepair. Do you hear me? I don't like my snot-nosed, bastard baby brothers breaking my playthings, especially not ones that are going to someday father your future nieces and nephews.
That was not appreciated.
Matt, thank you at least for your concern, and Sasori, thank you for your assistance. I always repay my debts. Just keep that in mind.
[ Private to Shikamaru. ]
That being said...last night? Before bed? I really have no clue what came over me. I don't quite remember what was said, just that it was something very unlike me. So, everything I may have said, I take it back.
...what did I say?